Sunday funnies

“The Chat Room “Our Bridal and Formal chat room has silly visitors from all around the world”!

Visitor 34821
“Hello I work third shift so I only have like 10:00 pm to midnight to shop for a dress, Can I make a special appointment for that time?”
Bridal and Formal
I am sorry we do not stay open past 8:00pm, if you work third shift can you come in like at 6:00pm?
Visitor 34821
“That’s impossible my fiancé comes home at 5:00pm from his shift and hell want to have sex before I leave for work, So the earliest hell be done is 8:30 or 9.”
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Visitor 65287
“I would like to know if you can recommend a good hotel in your area”?
Bridal and Formal
Yes, there is a Courtyard by Marriott in Blue Ash Ohio or a Hyatt Place. Would you like their phone numbers”?
Visitor 65287
“Ohio? Is that near Sydney?”
Bridal and Formal
Sydney, Ohio yes like an hour away
Visitor 65287
“No Sydney Australia, I’m in Perth? I have no bloody idea where Ohio is?”
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Visitor 59823
“Hello do you take reservations “?
Bridal and Formal
Yes, we do what day would you like to come in?
Visitor 59823
“We would like to come in around 6:30 tonight? Can we get a couch close to the show”?
Bridal and Formal
This is a Bridal store; did you mean to come try on bridal gowns?
Visitor 59823
“Yes, but isn’t there a show where I try on bridal gowns for the cameras and a gay guy helps me decide on my gown”
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Visitor 23192
“Do you carry Bridesmaids gowns in bigger sizes”?
Bridal and Formal
Yes, we carry gowns up to size 32
Visitor 23192
“Do you do anything custom” my measurement is 76” Bust 75 Waist 82 Hip. I wear like an 8x in clothing “I’m looking for something sleeveless and in a pretty wine color, I’m really petite in height like 5ft.
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Visitor 45782
“I saw your store on-line and would like to come visit I’m coming from Freeport in the Bahamas” Can you give me directions”?
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Visitor 45455
“Hello are you open I keep calling and getting a Veterinary clinic”?
Bridal and Formal
Our number is 513 821 6622
Visitor 45455
“Are you sure your area code is 513 “?
Bridal and Formal
Yes, we are in Cincinnati, Ohio 513 area code 821 6622
Visitor 45455
“MMM I don’t think Cincinnati is 513, I live in Dayton and we are 937, shouldn’t it be close like 910, we are only an hour away how can it be a 500-area code?”
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Visitor 85247
“Hello I am in the car with my mom and we are on the way there to pick up my bridesmaid’s dress for another wedding. I bought a bridal gown there with Bobbi and I’m not engaged yet, if my mother finds out she will kill me, If Bobbi is there today can she ignore me PLEEEASEE”
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Visitor 67843
“Do you do gay weddings; my fiancé and I want to both wear dresses”?
Bridal and Formal
Yes, no problem at all, we do a lot of gay weddings. Please bring her in anytime”?
Visitor 67843
“Well, we are both men and we both like to cross dress is that a problem”?
Bridal and Formal
Won’t be the first time for us
Visitor 67843
“Wow, nice to know there are men as open as we are, we are having our children as our bridesmaids, 2 dachshunds and a Yorkie”
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Visitor 67598
“Do you carry mother’s dresses? I really want to outshine the bride and need an incredible blingy dress.
If possible something where I walk in the room and people will stare at me.”
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Visitor 57829
“Hello? Oh, please be someone there!!!!!!!! I know it’s 4 in the morning but I’ve been up all night because I choose my gown yesterday and I’m having second thoughts, oh my lord please answer, I’m in distress, my gown I choose is soooo ugly, there is no way I can wear that going down the aisle people will laugh at me, please answer, I’m starting to feel sick, and I have terrible hot flashes, this is awful. Ok if you answer I’ll be right back, I am going to be sick, don’t go away “ childrens bridesmaid dresses
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Visitor 65879
Hi, I bought my gown there in 2012 and I never picked it up and now I’m getting remarried. Can I use my deposit from that gown for another?
Bridal and Formal
I am sorry that deposit is lost, but if you come in we can see if we can offer you a better discount off another dress.
Visitor 65879
“Lost, what do you mean lost, I never used the dress? You have my money why can’t I reuse it?”
Bridal and Formal
Unfortunately, we had to pay for the dress you ordered, we can not send it back, we keep it until your contracted wedding date which was in 2012, 6 years ago.
Visitor 65879
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard, you didn’t pay for my dress because I never used it, well Ill have to take my 10-thousand-dollar budget elsewhere. Your guys are thieves.